Notes From the Principal's Office

So...Who visited the principal's office this past month and why?(Of course I am not using real names)

1. Tony, a third grade boy, was walking around the playground saying, "Vagina, vagina, vagina."

2. Chad, a third grade boy, was calling his classmates, "Jack Ass."

3. Dave, a 1st grade boy, put the scissors up to another students face and told him he needed new glasses.

4. Tanya, a kinder girl, put the scissors(Thank God, these are blunt, kid scissors)up to another students face because he was trying to write on her paper.


5. Ross, a 1st grade boy, choked another student because she wouldn't tell him what she said to another student.

6. Dee, a 2nd grade girl, cut her barrette out of her head...almost cutting off her 15 inch pony tail.

7. Ross, same 1st grade boy, jabbed the teacher in the stomach while being escorted to the office.

8. Evan, third grade boy, stole golden tickets (reward tickets for being on best behavior), and attempted to purchase items from the golden ticket store.

Looks like I am going to have to ban any kind of scissors, provide self defense classes for the students and teachers, maybe begin sex-ed classes and hide those golden tickets!